Great companies obsess over every detail of their website. They know first impressions matter more than ever.
You can ship a website in an afternoon now. But if nobody looks after the experience, slopWhat is AI slop?Design shipped exactly as the generator made it, with nobody deciding anything. You can tell because it looks like thousands of other sites.Read the full guide drags down everything it touches, and visitors start seeing your product as worse than it is.
What an AI-built sitelooks like without taste
Any tool can find the signs. But only someone with taste can tell if your site sounds like you and earns a stranger's trust .
Have me review itHow much do you want to do yourself?
- Nothing yet. Tell me how bad it is.Your Slop Score, from 0 to 100Every sign it found, by categoryWhat to fix firstSlop ScoreFree
- Tell me what to change. I'll do it.A 15-minute video of your siteA paste-ready prompt per fixA re-score at 30 daysAudit$50
- Don't tell me. Fix it for me.I code the fixes myselfI redesign what needs itA quote fitted to your siteRedesign$1K–10K
Be the first one and get the lowest price.
Find fewer than five changes worth making and I'll refund you. You keep the video. See a sample report
Strangers judge your product by how
your site looks. When it looks cared for ,
more of them trust you and buy .
FAQ
Why the f*ck should you trust me?
I've been making websites since 2020: I've coded them, designed them, built them in no-code tools, and now I code them with AI. I've worked at software factories, design agencies, freelance, and my own company. And one more thing: as you may have noticed, I have taste.
What is slop on a website?
It's what's left when a site ships exactly as the generator made it: purple gradients, three identical icon cards, copy about supercharging your workflow and testimonials nobody wrote. The problem isn't that AI built it. It's that you can tell nobody made a decision.
How long does it take?
72 business hours from payment. You get an email with the video, the report and the prompts.
Why does the price change?
Because my time is finite. Every audit sold raises the price $10, and every day without a sale lowers it $10, down to a $50 floor. Busy weeks cost more, quiet ones less, and I never promise more than I can do well.
Do you hate AI?
No. I use it every day. What I don't like is autopilot: accepting the first output without judgment. Your site can be built with AI and still look great.
What if it doesn't help?
If you don't find at least 5 changes worth making, I'll refund you and you keep the video.
Do you do redesigns too?
Yes. I go into your site, code the fixes and redesign what needs it. What you paid for the audit comes off the price.